“Here we go again.” There is usually a cycle that Whovians go through when the Doctor regenerates. First, we usually dislike the new Doctor. We were already so attached to the previous Doctor that, when a new man takes over the TARDIS, there’s a certain resentment. Until we fall in love. Which is around the…
BEWARE: I SPOIL. I absolutely love it when Helena goes insane. People forget that you can’t speak logically to a crazy person in the same way that you would speak to a normal person. You can’t plead for your life—they’re insane. Cry to the walls! The walls might hear you better. Someone should’ve told Henrik…
BEWARE: I SPOIL. Ya’ll…who in the hell is this MAN? This episode we got a rather startling introduction to a transgender man named Tony, or, as I like to call him, Sarah with a Beard. He approaches with Art, wanting to know answers and asking about Beth. His friend, Sammy, was killed, and Art instantly…
I would like for it to be noted that, while this piece was written prior to the release of this Saturday’s Orphan Black, the information herein is still relevant (especially when compared to what actually happened for comical purposes). Also, let it be known that our review of the latest episode will be out soon. –The…
BEWARE: I spoil. I am scared for Helena. Everything was okay in the beginning. It was beautiful. Here, let’s rewind a bit. Sarah and Helena go on their first road trip together to discover what happened to Dr. Ethan Duncan after Project Leda. This adventure is topped off by a sisterly tent scene and a…
Felix Dawkins is the unofficial star of Orphan Black. This is not an easy task to achieve, as he shares the platform with a set of amazingly feisty and intelligent women. The task becomes more difficult still when realizing that Felix comes from a dwindling portion of characters that aren’t played by Tatiana Maslany. His…
Dear People who have not and should be watching Orphan Black, I have no idea where you’ve been, what planet you have traveled to, why you’ve just gotten cable or internet for the first time in your life yesterday, or why you like to be unhappy, but no matter the circumstance that this article finds…
BEWARE: I SPOIL. Season two is spectacular. It’s mind-blowing. Intense. Edgy. Everything. If Orphan Black was a single man, we’d be married by now on our fifteenth child because they are pulling out all of the stops to get me completely infatuated. At the beginning of this episode, Sarah and Felix reminded me a…
BEWARE: I spoil. While the first episode of this new season definitely wowed, the second episode made me dramatically impatient with confusion. Clearly, Orphan Black is too intense for my well-being. Last article, I talked about Manson and Fawcett being the kings of lying. You literally cannot trust anyone outside of the Clone Club, and…
BEWARE: I Spoil. On Saturday, April 19, 2014, Orphan Black premiered to viewers all across the globe. Members of the Clone Club have been waiting and counting down the days for this season’s first episode, and right when we were all about to spontaneously combust, Sarah popped onto the screen. As expected, Tatiana Maslany did…
Last Saturday, the fabulously hilarious Wil Wheaton sat down with the cast, creators, and fans of Orphan Black as a pre-game to the season premiere next week. The hour-long special was filled with laughs, in-depth character discussion, and amazing contributions from the truest OB fans. Celebrity lovers of the show, Orlando Jones and Patton Oswalt,…
BEWARE: I spoil. With the upcoming premiere of Orphan Black’s second season growing nearer and nearer, what better time to give a crash course on the who’s who in the Clone Club? I’ll give you the rundown on all our important clones, but remember, the first rule of the Clone Club is never tell anyone…
