Friday Fiction: The Opposite of a Werewolf Curse
What is the opposite of a standard werewolf curse? In the average story, you get bitten by a werewolf and turn into one every full moon. Care to take a guess what’s different about this one?
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FRIDAY FICTION: “Stitches” (Complete)
Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he has done all he’s needed to. Now, with a weapon pressed against his back, the Fictionmonger will announce Dylan Alexander’s latest work. …I understand but—GAH! Okay! You don’t have to be so—just let me do…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “Fear, Itself”
In the Buffyverse, Halloween is a time when demons and vampires take the day off. They prefer to steer clear of the marketed attempt to glorify things that go bump in the night and avoid silly costumes. While Buffy mourns her first college one-night stand, Giles encourages her to go out and have fun, just…
Being Human (North American): Season One, Episode Two
First aired January 24th, 2011. Part 2 of Being Human’s series opener ties up the loose ends from the last episode’s cliffhangers. Josh (played by Sam Huntington) manages not to kill his sister, Emily (played by Allison Louder) and she is saved before she learns his secret. It also turns out that Rebecca (played by…
Being Human (North American): Season One, Episode One
As blood trickles, so do reviews of older episodes of shows, bleh. –Not the Editor (?) First aired January 17th, 2011. What happens when a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost try to live under the same roof? It sounds like the start of a joke, but it’s actually the plot of Being Human, an…
SUNDAY SURPRISE: “Stitches – Part Two”
SURPRISE! Hah! It happened! Okay, it’s ready now. You don’t have to wait anymore. The next chapter of “Stitches” is HERE! Gosh, this story has become quite the project! A third part will be released to conclude the story, but for now, HERE‘s the second! If you aren’t caught up yet and want to read “Part…
“Stitches – Part One”
Hey everyone. It’s 1:55 in the morning on the East Coast. I’m very tired. This is not complaint so much as a general statement of my present condition. I could use some rest. I’m publishing a good chunk of “Stitches” right now. I know that I stated that I’d have it done, and I will…
We Interrupt This Occupation to Bring You a Special Liberation!
Count Spatula’s vampiric utensils burst into the room. “Count, count,” one of them cries, “the Editor and his Contributors have made it past our defenses!” “How is this possible?! Bleh?!” exclaims Spatula. “They have… …oven mitts.” “BLEH! HOW?! HOW DID THEY GET THEM?!” “There is no time, sir! Ve must leave!” “But, the Day of…
Retro Review: Teen Wolf (1985)
The Day of Blood continues. –Count Spatula Teen Wolf (1985) from MGM Who: Written by Jeph Loeb (who went on to write for Smallville, Lost, and Heroes, among other shows) and Matthew Weisman (Commando, 1980s Teen Wolf TV series), starring small, spunky, sincere Matthew J. Fox as the boy-turned-werewolf, and featuring make-up and SFX by Christopher Biggs…
Bitten: Season One, Episode Five – “Bitten”
BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and forth between the present and the past. Not only do we get to revisit the scene of Clay and Elena outside of Stonehaven for the first time, but we also get to see how they…
FRIDAY FICTION: Something Vicked…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure,…
Bitten: Season One, Episode Three – “Trespass”
BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody cadavers this episode and I’m wondering, much like the wolf pack, who the hell is responsible. It was in the last episode when Elena said some lone wolf was giving randoms the Bite and not…
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