Friday Fiction: The House That Is The Wrong Size
*An old red radio begins playing the recording. The Fictionmonger’s voice emanates from it.* Tuning in… “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears!…