Now we talk TV! The panel for The Walking Dead was insane and one of, if not the, most anticipated hour of Comic-Con. The trailer released for season six highlighted another “new” Rick Grimes. Maybe he’s lost it again, or maybe he’s completely right. Either way, the town of Alexandria is in for a rough…
Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he has done all he’s needed to. Now, with a weapon pressed against his back, the Fictionmonger will announce Dylan Alexander’s latest work. …I understand but—GAH! Okay! You don’t have to be so—just let me do…
Screw the scream queens and the inklings of societal destruction. Screw the hiding underground and the looting. We are past the stage of figuring out how to vanquish demons, fight werewolves and learn how to stop friends and family from becoming monsters. I say, we just let ‘em out the cage and see where the…
SURPRISE! Hah! It happened! Okay, it’s ready now. You don’t have to wait anymore. The next chapter of “Stitches” is HERE! Gosh, this story has become quite the project! A third part will be released to conclude the story, but for now, HERE‘s the second! If you aren’t caught up yet and want to read “Part…
Count Spatula’s vampiric utensils burst into the room. “Count, count,” one of them cries, “the Editor and his Contributors have made it past our defenses!” “How is this possible?! Bleh?!” exclaims Spatula. “They have… …oven mitts.” “BLEH! HOW?! HOW DID THEY GET THEM?!” “There is no time, sir! Ve must leave!” “But, the Day of…
BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode is dedicated to “Mission: Save Jeremy”! We find out that Jeremy’s wound is more severe than previously assessed. The blade that stabbed him last episode was coated in a toxin that was taking our Alpha out by the minute. While Nick is tasked with handling Antonio’s affairs, Elena and Clay…
BEWARE: I spoil. There was so much happening this episode! In my last article about Bitten, I played with the idea that perhaps the Pack deserved a little rebellion, and I still think that may be the case. Santos calls Jeremy and wants to address the violent ways in which the Pack upholds the law….
BEWARE: I Spoil. Mayday! Mayday! We’ve got bigger problems than psychos in Stonehaven. Jeremy’s leadership is challenged by a rogue Mutt. The poor guy, Samuel Boggs, knocks on Jeremy’s door and thinks he can take the Alpha down. Big mistake. Clay WWE’s him and punches some sense into him. Psh. “Word is the Pack’s weak.”…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and forth between the present and the past. Not only do we get to revisit the scene of Clay and Elena outside of Stonehaven for the first time, but we also get to see how they…
BEWARE: I spoil. We’re not only dealing with the aftermath of losing Pete; a whole new can of crazy has popped open. Now, when I say “crazy,” I mean super crazy, like serial killer crazy. Elena and the boys discover that a lone wolf with a vendetta against the Danvers Pack has been turning psychotic…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Welcome to the wolf pack! I couldn’t wait to see that good ol’ wolf-y camaraderie. Wolves are pack animals and, in this episode, we saw that the Danvers family is an eclectic, rowdy bunch, united under their Alpha, Jeremy Danvers. We got to see him in full Alpha-action, pulling out the “Dad”…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy’s Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong series Women of the Otherworld. It stars Laura Vandervoort, Greyston Holt, Greg Bryk, Paul Greene, and Steve Lund. Vandervoort plays Elena Michaels, a lone wolf living in Toronto, attempting to build a new life and conceal…
