Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he has done all he’s needed to. Now, with a weapon pressed against his back, the Fictionmonger will announce Dylan Alexander’s latest work. …I understand but—GAH! Okay! You don’t have to be so—just let me do…
SURPRISE! Hah! It happened! Okay, it’s ready now. You don’t have to wait anymore. The next chapter of “Stitches” is HERE! Gosh, this story has become quite the project! A third part will be released to conclude the story, but for now, HERE‘s the second! If you aren’t caught up yet and want to read “Part…
The Day of Blood continues. –Count Spatula Teen Wolf (1985) from MGM Who: Written by Jeph Loeb (who went on to write for Smallville, Lost, and Heroes, among other shows) and Matthew Weisman (Commando, 1980s Teen Wolf TV series), starring small, spunky, sincere Matthew J. Fox as the boy-turned-werewolf, and featuring make-up and SFX by Christopher Biggs…
BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody cadavers this episode and I’m wondering, much like the wolf pack, who the hell is responsible. It was in the last episode when Elena said some lone wolf was giving randoms the Bite and not…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Welcome to the wolf pack! I couldn’t wait to see that good ol’ wolf-y camaraderie. Wolves are pack animals and, in this episode, we saw that the Danvers family is an eclectic, rowdy bunch, united under their Alpha, Jeremy Danvers. We got to see him in full Alpha-action, pulling out the “Dad”…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy’s Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong series Women of the Otherworld. It stars Laura Vandervoort, Greyston Holt, Greg Bryk, Paul Greene, and Steve Lund. Vandervoort plays Elena Michaels, a lone wolf living in Toronto, attempting to build a new life and conceal…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. The episode is really called “Destiny’s Child,” but I put it in the title because I couldn’t contain myself. I knew Schmid was Rainer (damn Tumblr), but I was waiting for him!…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. I died while watching this episode, and I am typing this from beyond the grave. One word: frustrating. Am I sitting alone at this table or do funky time warps grind your…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. So, last week, we left off in the above picture with those damn Una Mens taking my Dyson away and sentencing him to death. After shaking down a monk, in which, we…
The world is changing faster than it has at any other point in its history. Science and technology are evolving and advancing in ways previously thought to be impossible. As they have done so, philosophy, politics and many other societal elements have also gone through significant shifts. These are all leading to a variety of possibilities, all under the heading…
