First aired March 21st, 2014. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when that woman is an undercover alien soldier. After Zoe’s plans last episode were thwarted by Roman and Drake, she moves on to a new plan: killing every human in town. The cube that was planted a while back has grown…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Whenever someone finds out that Evony is human, she gets a WHAP right in the face. That’s how I feel about the Lost Girl season finale, like someone punched me in the face, and now I am bleeding my fandom all over the carpet and sobbing teardrops of OTPs lost. The gang…
BEWARE: I Spoil. I need Bo to get off drugs. Pronto. Rainer is a drug to her, and I just don’t like it. I’ve complained to you before how I hate this love-drunk, princess, naive girl that’s she’s become. How many times do you have to hear “death and destruction” before you get it? Anyway,…
First aired July 29th, 2013. It’s finally starting to hit the residents of Chester’s Mill that they can run out of supplies, being trapped under the dome. When Barbie (played by Mike Vogel) and Linda (played by Natalie Martinez) discover the lake water is flammable, things begin to fall apart. First, people fight with the…
First aired March 24th, 2014. Star-Crossed opens another episode with a bang, this time courtesy of the Red Hawks. They planned to bomb the Atrian Sector but undercover Trag Zoe (played by Dora Madison Burge) blew them up instead. As retribution, Zoe and Drake (played by Greg Finley) are tasked with kidnapping Grayson (played by…
First aired July 22nd, 2013. The army has organized a Visitor’s Day for the residents of Chester’s Mill, bringing in friends and loved ones. Everyone communicates using pads and message boards or in Linda’s case “kissing” her fiancé through the dome (not ten seconds after saying nobody should get anywhere near it). The cheerful mood…
The number one reason to own a sister is for TV suggestions. Take some time out and give your sissy some cookies, you’ll be amazed at what you’ll find. I spent the weekend holed up with mine, marathoning a 10 hour season of Orphan Black. Sarah Manning (Tatiana Maslany) is just walking around one night…
BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode of Lost Girl completely ripped my soul from my body, then set my body on fire, then took my ashes and threw them directly into Hell. I can’t even. There are so many things. What. I— I just…what is life? Zombies, for starters. We’ll begin there. Someone has conjured up…
First aired March 17th, 2014. The Atrian Seven have been allowed to explore human life in town. Shockingly, there is no active resistance while they walk around. Maybe the protesters all got laryngitis. The teen drama goes into full effect. Popular girl Taylor takes Sophia on her first shopping spree. This is all being done…
First aired March 10th, 2014. Star-Crossed delivers a solid episode this time around, focusing a lot on Sophia, Roman’s sister, who until now has mostly been in the background. After doe-eyed Sophia expresses to Emery how much she loved swimming on Atria, she’s brought to the school pool and asked to join the swim team….
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. I am just wtf-ing this entire season. I have no idea what’s happening on all fronts. The storyline, to me, is a little wonky and all over the place, but I know…
First aired July 15th, 2013. After about two days of hanging out outside the dome the army has decided to hit the road. But, before any large-scale riots can ensue, people begin collapsing with what’s later diagnosed as an outbreak of meningitis. It stands to reason that, being trapped in a confined space, illness could…
