BEWARE: I Spoil. Whenever someone finds out that Evony is human, she gets a WHAP right in the face. That’s how I feel about the Lost Girl season finale, like someone punched me in the face, and now I am bleeding my fandom all over the carpet and sobbing teardrops of OTPs lost. The gang…
BEWARE: I Spoil. I need Bo to get off drugs. Pronto. Rainer is a drug to her, and I just don’t like it. I’ve complained to you before how I hate this love-drunk, princess, naive girl that’s she’s become. How many times do you have to hear “death and destruction” before you get it? Anyway,…
BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode of Lost Girl completely ripped my soul from my body, then set my body on fire, then took my ashes and threw them directly into Hell. I can’t even. There are so many things. What. I— I just…what is life? Zombies, for starters. We’ll begin there. Someone has conjured up…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. I am just wtf-ing this entire season. I have no idea what’s happening on all fronts. The storyline, to me, is a little wonky and all over the place, but I know…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. The episode is really called “Destiny’s Child,” but I put it in the title because I couldn’t contain myself. I knew Schmid was Rainer (damn Tumblr), but I was waiting for him!…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. I died while watching this episode, and I am typing this from beyond the grave. One word: frustrating. Am I sitting alone at this table or do funky time warps grind your…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. So, last week, we left off in the above picture with those damn Una Mens taking my Dyson away and sentencing him to death. After shaking down a monk, in which, we…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. This entire episode had me screaming at my TV and throwing Cheetos and sobbing. I don’t even know where to start, but I will just say this first: do not go on Tumblr….
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP—RUN. So. What the hell is going on? This entire episode was like when you put paper through a shredder. On one hand, it’s cool to see the paper get sliced up with…
SPOILER ALERT: I WILL SPOIL YOUR SOUL AWAY IF YOU LET ME. I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP⇀RUN. So, clearly I must have been under some kind of weird coma for the last couple months because that is the only reason that could explain how four entire episodes of Lost…
The major film festivals between August and September have become something of a bastion for the movies these days, an excellent start-up to the fall movie season and in recent years a good predicator for the Academy Awards line-up to come. This year has been no exception, as Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity generated white-hot buzz and…
