Artemis Fowl Is An Abysmally Bad Watch Artemis Fowl is a travesty. It is an insult to those that we’re excited about it, those that had hope for it, and is simply a bad watch. And, yes, I’m a fan of the books, and, also yes, I was disappointed with how poorly they adapted it….
If you haven’t already seen Wonder Woman, see it … now. We saw it on the 1st and again on the 3rd. Can’t wait to see it a third time. It’s an action packed, fun super hero movie with a great message – for everyone, not just girls. Patty Jenkins (the director) did an excellent…
Written and directed by The Wachowskis. Starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne, Sean Bean, Douglas Booth and Tuppence Middleton. PG-13, 127 minutes. Well, there goes two hours of my life I’ll never get back. Jupiter Ascending follows Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), an undocumented immigrant who works for her family’s maid service, as she discovers…
It’s true: we all have our demons…some more than others. How do you measure evil? And how can you pinpoint who’s truly wicked in a fog of lies and deceit? Alexandre Aja’s film, Horns (2014), poses these questions and much more in this new dark comedy with Daniel Radcliffe as the leading man. Horns is…
Guys…why did I decide to watch this movie? I mean, listen…it was on Hulu. You know, I was having one of those nights where I was just scrolling and scrolling. “Oooh, this looks interesting. Let’s click on it.” And what ensued was pure horror. Not even the good kind of horror. This was bad. Just…
Meanwhile, in Spain, people are probably sacrificing their souls to the devil instead of watching this film. People are setting themselves on fire and running through traffic instead of watching this film. I wish someone had told me that I would rather jump off of a cliff than sit through this film. Anyway, Deranged (2012) follows…
Yo, they got SPOILERS below! None of the Riddick movies were ever big blockbusters. They never held the financial weight of an Iron Man or Twilight film, but the series has done something that even the most amazing science fiction universes (Firefly…to name one) have not been able to pull off: it has survived in this…
It is a commonly held belief in the film industry that “science fiction” equals “multimillion-dollar budget.” While in many cases this is proven to be true, there are always some exceptions. Enter The Bay, a little jewel released in 2012. This movie comes to us from the brilliant minds of Barry Levinson (The Natural, Rain…
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013), directed by Harald Zwart, based on the novel by Cassandra Clare. 130 minutes. Starring Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan, Lena Headey, Aiden Turner and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Being a long-time, avid fan of New York Times Best Selling Author Cassandra Clare’s The Mortal Instruments book series meant that…
Directed by Sebastian Cordero Written by Philip Gelatt Starring Chrstian Camargo, Embeth Davidtz, Anamaria Marinca, Michael Nyyqvist, Daniel Wu, Karolina Wydra, Sharlto Copley, and Dan Fogler PG-13, 90 minutes The found footage genre isn’t on the firmest of foundations these days. After a major revival with the popularity of Paranormal Activity and Cloverfield, we’ve been…
