Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen Is Not Lying
Let it be known that any and all praise I have for Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen is negated if it turns out that the main couple was dead all along.
Tagged: Horror
The Astronaut: Terrible At Everything It Tried
The Astronaut tricks you into thinking it’s a good movie. It’s not. God, is it not. I haven’t had a movie disappoint me so deep into its runtime in forever. The opening scenes hook you in with a cool mystery and then plays with expectations in a way that suggests solid writing is yet to come…and then it all goes speeding downhill.
Ash Takes A Long Time To Be A Good Movie
Ash is a good movie in hindsight. The plot is full of interesting ideas and has lots of fun clues to analyze after the fact (though bright lights/flashing warning). But the first parts of the movie—despite its best efforts—are fairly dull for anyone who has some experience with horror storytelling.
It Came From The Archives! “Crypt of the Moon Spider: Overstuffed Horror”
I went into Crypt of the Moon Spider not knowing two important things about it. The first is that it’s not a monster story, not really. It’s a medical horror book tinged with cosmic horror elements.
Friday Fiction: It’s Starting to Snow (Part 2)
You waited for this story—and for that, we thank you. And along with that, we offer you a present for waiting.
Friday Fiction: It’s Starting to Snow (Part 1)
In many places, the year’s snow season has begun. Flakes fall heavy, fast, and hypnotically. It can be a joy and a torture to deal with all of it.
REDACTED: Much More Creative Than It Seems
Redacted is an audio fiction podcast that takes a very well-worn concept and adds just enough twists on the formula to make it interesting again.
Friday Fiction: Spider Bite Eyeball
HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure,…
Halloween Fiction: That Thing You Saw Halloween Night
We’ve been leading up to this one. First, a tale of bats. Then an evil pumpkin. Then strange holiday magic. And now for the big one. The biggest one. The one Brandon Scott and I have been planning for a while.
Fear Street: Prom Night Is A Silly Slasher Movie
Depending on how cheesy you like your movies, Fear Street: Prom Queen is only good in one aspect. If you, however, enjoy momentous cheese, then please, by all means, ignore this article, and perhaps bring a stack of crackers with you.
Friday Fiction: Halloween Rerun
No one likes it when a holiday is rained out. Especially a holiday like Halloween, when lots of the usual plans involve going outdoors.
But what if…what if a ruined Halloween could be…fixed?
Friday Fiction: A Pumpkin Named George (Part 2)
The next section is here…
And George is very unhappy. Insulted by two of our three protagonists, there’s no knowing what might happen to them. What horrible, scary fate awaits…
“So many people get shived!” – Merril
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