Friday Fiction: The Time-Looping Squirrel

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Sometimes, scientific discoveries are an accident. This is one of those times. Although, it is a little on the odder side of things.

In a future that likely won’t happen, we’ve discovered time loops. They’re fairly common and not particularly dangerous. They happen in random places and aren’t permanent.

But, this time, with this time loop specifically, a squirrel might just change the entire trajectory of the human race. Yes, really.

If you want to find out how, CLICK HERE and learn of the newest breakthrough in future technology.

And should you wish to read a story that isn’t so silly, well, we’ve got a much more intense tale for you next week. It’s about time we return to a certain strange pulp magazine.

tuning off…

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