It Came From The Archives! “Wolf King Is One Of The Worst Fantasy Cartoons”
I’ll admit—though it’s not exactly a secret—that I sometimes like doing negative reviews. I don’t typically seek out movies/shows because… Read More
Top 10 Best Secrets of Strixhaven Cards
Thank God for Secrets of Strixhaven. Standard needed a shakeup, and I needed an Izzet (fine, Prismari) deck to play… Read More
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice: Snark And Violence
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice is an odd movie. Full of so many very deliberate choices. I cannot… Read More
Wicked: For Good Is Bad
Not to use the most obvious joke ever twice, but Wicked: For Good is bad. Many of the things that… Read More
It Came From The Archives! “Wicked: A Bombastic Delight”
Wicked (part one) is a lush, spectacular, wonderful experience of a movie. It captures the delightful energy of live theater… Read More
The Astronaut: Terrible At Everything It Tried
The Astronaut tricks you into thinking it’s a good movie. It’s not. God, is it not. I haven’t had a… Read More
Ash Takes A Long Time To Be A Good Movie
Ash is a good movie in hindsight. The plot is full of interesting ideas and has lots of fun clues… Read More
10 Best MTG: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cards
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Has Big Interactions Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a weak set, all told. As I went… Read More
It Came From The Archives! “Crypt of the Moon Spider: Overstuffed Horror”
I went into Crypt of the Moon Spider not knowing two important things about it. The first is that it’s… Read More
Cleopatra in Space: A Show That Somehow Exists
Cleopatra in Space is baffling on every level. Someone with deep pockets or a large group of people clearly loves… Read More