HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

What would you do if a grasshopper came to your door?

That’s the absurd question at the heart of this surreal short story from Brandon Scott.

It’s so absurd, actually, that revealing any more of this tale would be too much of a spoiler.

We really just recommend you CLICK HERE TO READ “The Grasshopper.”

 And, if we can give a second recommendation—if we may be so bold—we recommend coming back next week for another story. It’s, somehow, going to be even weirder than this grasshoppery tale.

tuning out…

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