LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

This is a slow build of a story, much like a slowly cooked piece of meat.

It’s got a few twists to it, much like variations in flavor that a good meal might have.

It’s got a main character going through something terrifying—much like every horror story written perhaps ever.

The tale is called “A Very Good Steak Dinner,” and you can read it by clicking HERE.

And should you want another tale of horror, but more fantastical this time, return in a week. Return and be chilled.

tuning off…

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