Top Ten Ridiculous Looking Characters

You read right ladies and gent’s a collection of ten of the most weirdest, freaky and just simply ridiculous looking characters seen on film. You’ve been warned, divert your eyes if your allergic to seeing any of the above.

10) Darth Vader – Do we have any cough medicine or nasal spray please, through 3 films, 4 if you count him as a newbie Vader (Episode 3).

9) Blue Lady/Alien in Fifth Element – I bet you, you would have to cover your ears if she starts singing those high notes, ear piercing if on surround sound or if you were there. She’s got a series of well designed stones in her stomach, I prefer an apple to be honest! Brilliant!

8) Red Face Man/AKA Johann Schmidt from Captain America – Talk about the most annoyed person I’ve ever seen, that is a very red face, cousin of the devil perhaps!?

7) Inspector Gadget – If you want to see James Bonds car in human form then this is highly recommended. How much actual matter of space can one human sized being contain? Impressive.

6) Jedi Knight – Perhaps related to the lady in Fifth Element but again very unusual being.

5) The Lady in Total Recall with the Extra Breast – 3 breasts? Useful or a nuisance? When I first saw that I didn’t have many words other than. “Good, moving swiftly on!”

4) Davy Jones/Pirates of the Caribbean. – Sushi anyone? I’m a believer in different hair styles occasionally but that’s simply ridiculous, curse or no curse.

3) Jabba the Hut. Star Wars – A few questions. 1. What does that thing eat (massive)? 2. Is there a thriving population in that stomach? Lastly, I bet he doesn’t stop talking. Size of that mouth!

2) The eventual Blob in Slither – What…is…that? Ladies and gents this is not one for the squeamish, lets just say, I’ve seen far more attractive things during my time than that.

1) Predator – Though all of these characters could arguably be on the top spot, let me explain why I believe this one deserves to get first place. When I first saw this cheerful chap’s face (more so about the face) many questions sprang to mind. Is it smiling, flirting, angry, is it a crab or part plant maybe. What’s it’s age, does it have a mortgage, what does he say when he sits on the barbers chair? This is what’s frighteningly ridiculous is the not knowing, so many hauntingly unanswered questions.

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