An organ plays in the distance. The mood is set. Velcome, velcome! Come in, come in! Tonight’s dark tale is about to begin! Bleh! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, may I have your attention, please? Vonce again, it is I, Count Spatula, here to bring a close to our Veek of Blood Flash Fiction…
You thought you had done avay vith us. Vell, you vere wrong. Ve have returned. Bleh. For those of you who are new to this, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Count Spatula! Bleh! Not long ago I vas the host of this magazine’s Veek of Blood. After being abstracted from the site, I vowed…
WARNING: If you haven’t seen Star Wars—what the hell are you doing here? For over three decades, the Star Wars universe has entertained us and even moved us with a variety of deadly, cruel, calculating, and at times sympathetic villains. Whether it’s money-motivated bounty hunters or Sith Lords out for galactic conquest, the franchise’s movies, television shows and video…
