Backrooms: A Scary Film With A Lot Of Depth
Aug 5, 2026
The Running Man Eventually Runs Out Of Steam
Jul 29, 2026
The Magnus Protocol Reviews: “Legacy Issues”
Jul 22, 2026
It Came From The Archives: “Thunderbolts*: Bleak But Amazing”
Jul 15, 2026
SciFi IRL: From Indie to Epic
Jul 13, 2026
The Doomies: A New Spooky Kid Show
Jul 8, 2026
Hoppers: Actually Hilarious
Jul 1, 2026
SciFi IRL: How NPCs Become Characters That Know YOU
Jun 29, 2026
The Top 10 Best Marvel Super Heroes Cards
Jun 24, 2026
Sci-Fi IRL: The Holodeck Is Getting Smarter
Jun 22, 2026
It Came From The Archives! “StuGo: An Absurd Cartoon”
Jun 17, 2026
Iron Lung: Almost A Great Cosmic Horror Film
Jun 10, 2026
Widow’s Bay: Flawed Horror Comedy
Jun 3, 2026
Project Hail Mary: You Owe Yourself To See It
May 27, 2026
It Came From The Archives! “Pluribus: The Best Sci-Fi Concept In Years”
May 20, 2026
Empire of Death has weird pacing, a rushed ending for its conflict, and tries to pretend unrelated moments from the season actually reincorporate into the plot. But I didn’t hate watching it. Little sci-fi and fantasy ideas sprinkled throughout are interesting—and I’m glad that the episode finally explains Susan Triad.
There are not many answers. There’s a quick shift in tone. And we never learn anyone’s name.
I have a bias: I love Izzet and cannot help but build decks in those colors whenever possible. But I promise that the latter half of this list was based on what I thought were the strongest cards in Bloomburrow. It being so skewed toward Izzet is just because the Izzet cards are really good.
I said that black had some of the best cards in Bloomburrow, and I was not kidding. Some are eerily close to historically powerful cards and are within a cost range that most decks can use. The best of the red cards aren’t as clear cut, but it’s astonishing how aggressive they’ll be in the right deck.
It’s the future, and all Edward cares about is a single vase remaining broken.
But why? What has come over Edward that makes him want to break his favorite vase?
It’s good to be back with these. I haven’t reviewed a Magic set in a little while, but Bloomburrow is too dang charming. So, I’ve looked over all of the cards and narrowed my selection down to the best ones. Three per color, and three for multicolored.
“The Legend of Ruby Sunday” is the first part of a two-parter. We spend a lot of time being given mysteries, and then most of them are resolved at the end of the episode, or in the next one titled “The Empire of Death.” It’s not a stand-alone adventure by any stretch.
Today’s story is about physics. More specifically, aliens playing around with physics and making humans have to deal with that.
“Breaking Ground” is another exposition episode, mainly serving to establish a few more pieces of information about the “Protocol” that we’ve heard so much about. This doesn’t make it a bad episode—or even a mediocre one—just that it doesn’t have much in the way of a self-contained story. It doesn’t have the time to build to much tension.
The Luminous Dead is perhaps one of the hardest reviews I’ve done in a long time. The nature of the work has clashed with my usual operations.
“What?” I asked the figure, not sure what I was hearing. “What do you mean—?”
There was a rush. The ground met me, and I kept going.
“Rogue” is a fun enough episode that could’ve been better with more time. Or, ideally, being split into a few different episodes. The pacing, storytelling, and character motivations suffer because we need to have four separate stories interlocking with each other.
