LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

The lighthouse our character finds himself in is a place of his dreams, but there are two rules he must follow. Two routines that demand he always fulfill them.

The note doesn’t explain why, but there is something supernatural about this lighthouse.

Read on to see just what oddities this structure holds by CLICKING HERE.

We have only one more section to go, and in it, we’ll learn what the lighthouse is for and why it needs its keepers.

tuning off…