LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he… Read More
An organ plays in the distance. The mood is set. Velcome, velcome! Come in, come in! Tonight's dark tale is… Read More
Dylan struggles to escape the confines of his bindings. Duct tape holds back fearful cries for help. Despair is beginning… Read More
You actually thought ve vould leave just because Halloveen came and vent? Bleh! Guess again! My Vampiric Utensils and I… Read More
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
Count Spatula's vampiric utensils burst into the room. "Count, count," one of them cries, "the Editor and his Contributors have… Read More