Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAY FICTION!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
All right folks, this evening is a little, and by that I mean a lottle, different from our usual tales. This is not one of sight, rather sound. This is a story you’ll have to hear to believe. Ladies and gentlemen, I won’t keep you any longer! Here it is! The first two chapters of O.L. Percivall’s Misadventures in Space Travel, revisited for your listening pleasure. CLICK HERE to…hear the first one. Click HERE for the second.
That’s everything, folks! Tune in next week to see me shove a sponge up my nose! Till next time, this is the Fictionmonger wishing you a happy Basic Purpose Day! Oh, for God’s sake! Find your purpose, follow it, know it. It’ll be simple. You won’t expect it at first, but then you’ll know it’s the one.
Simple. It’ll be simple.
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