HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

The next section is here…

And George is very unhappy. Insulted by two of our three protagonists, there’s no knowing what might happen to them. What horrible, scary fate awaits…

Oh, wait, but you can know, can’t you?

You simply need to CLICK HERE to read.

But we must warn you, the descriptions inside may be upsetting. They certainly are graphic—and one even alludes to suicide. So, make sure you’re ready to handle it.

And, should you want a scary story that doesn’t have such things—it won’t even have any gore—then return next week.

tuning out…

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