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Ve Are Back! Bleh!

You thought you had done avay vith us. Vell, you vere wrong. Ve have returned.

Bleh.

For those of you who are new to this, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Count Spatula! BlehNot long ago I vas the host of this magazine’s Veek of Blood. After being abstracted from the site, I vowed to come back vhen the time vas right. And of course, I found there to be no better time than Halloveen!

Throughout the day, you vill see articles and other types of pieces as ve bring back the Blood Feud. Very late tonight, expect a special treat. Bleh.

Ve vill leave our mark on this vorld. Ve vill be remembered.

Ve are back! Bleh!


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Stories are important. Stories feed the mind and inspire the heart. They lift the spirit and challenge the imagination. They have the ability to predict what the future will be, and have the power to reveal the past in a light unseen before. Stories take people to worlds they thought never existed, worlds they thought couldn't exist. But they can, and they do. Stories make them a reality. Stories make them into truth. Don’t underestimate them (don’t tell me you haven’t before, we all have, even me). They are, collectively, the gateway to utopias, dystopias, kingdoms, planets and universes unlike anything on Earth—or, in some cases, all too much like Earth. Stories can wake people up from their brainwashed states and get them active in the world, doing things they wouldn't have had they not heard or read or seen them. Stories can save lives. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE STORIES, AND DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ABILITY TO CREATE THEM.

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