Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he… Read More
In the Buffyverse, Halloween is a time when demons and vampires take the day off. They prefer to steer clear… Read More
First aired January 24th, 2011. Part 2 of Being Human’s series opener ties up the loose ends from the last… Read More
As blood trickles, so do reviews of older episodes of shows, bleh. --Not the Editor (?) First aired January 17th,… Read More
SURPRISE! Hah! It happened! Okay, it's ready now. You don't have to wait anymore. The next chapter of "Stitches" is… Read More
Hey everyone. It's 1:55 in the morning on the East Coast. I'm very tired. This is not complaint so much… Read More
Count Spatula's vampiric utensils burst into the room. "Count, count," one of them cries, "the Editor and his Contributors have… Read More
The Day of Blood continues. --Count Spatula Teen Wolf (1985) from MGM Who: Written by Jeph Loeb (who went on to write… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and… Read More
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy's Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong… Read More