Dredd (2012) from DNA Film Productions Author’s Note: Lest my readers be confused, this is a special edition of the… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode is dedicated to "Mission: Save Jeremy"! We find out that Jeremy’s wound is more severe… Read More
The Day of Blood continues. --Count Spatula Teen Wolf (1985) from MGM Who: Written by Jeph Loeb (who went on to write… Read More
BEWARE: I spoil. There was so much happening this episode! In my last article about Bitten, I played with the… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Mayday! Mayday! We’ve got bigger problems than psychos in Stonehaven. Jeremy’s leadership is challenged by a rogue… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and… Read More
The site is currently being occupied by Count Spatula and his vampiric utensils. This being the case, the team and I have been doing… Read More
BEWARE: I spoil. We’re not only dealing with the aftermath of losing Pete; a whole new can of crazy has… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Welcome to the wolf pack! I couldn’t wait to see that good ol’ wolf-y camaraderie. Wolves are… Read More
BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy's Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong… Read More
Bleh, bleh, bleh! Velcome, my children, to the Veek of Blood! I am your host, Count Spatula. Ve have a… Read More