Review

(Retro) Review: Dredd (2012)

Dredd (2012) from DNA Film Productions Author’s Note: Lest my readers be confused, this is a special edition of the… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Eight – “Prisoner”

BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode is dedicated to "Mission: Save Jeremy"! We find out that Jeremy’s wound is more severe… Read More

11 years ago

Retro Review: Teen Wolf (1985)

The Day of Blood continues. --Count Spatula Teen Wolf (1985) from MGM Who: Written by Jeph Loeb (who went on to write… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten (Season One, Episode Seven): “Stalking”

BEWARE: I spoil. There was so much happening this episode! In my last article about Bitten, I played with the… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Six – “Committed”

BEWARE: I Spoil. Mayday! Mayday! We’ve got bigger problems than psychos in Stonehaven. Jeremy’s leadership is challenged by a rogue… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Five – “Bitten”

BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and… Read More

11 years ago

Extant Review: Season One, Episode One – “Re-Entry”

The site is currently being occupied by Count Spatula and his vampiric utensils. This being the case, the team and I have been doing… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Four – “Grief”

BEWARE: I spoil. We’re not only dealing with the aftermath of losing Pete; a whole new can of crazy has… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Three – “Trespass”

BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode Two – “Prodigal”

BEWARE: I Spoil. Welcome to the wolf pack! I couldn’t wait to see that good ol’ wolf-y camaraderie. Wolves are… Read More

11 years ago

Bitten: Season One, Episode One – “Summons”

BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy's Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong… Read More

11 years ago

Velcome to the Veek of Blood!

Bleh, bleh, bleh! Velcome, my children, to the Veek of Blood! I am your host, Count Spatula. Ve have a… Read More

11 years ago