Star Trek Fan Fiction Contest Winner #2b: “The Stardate Before Christmas”
Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FFFFFFFAAAAAAANNNNNNN FFFFFFFIIIIIIICCCCCCCTTTTTTTIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNN CCCCCCCOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTTTTEEEEEEESSSSSSSTTTTTTT WWWWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRR
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Hello festive readers, I, the Fictionmonger, know that if you celebrate Christmas, you are probably busy with your friends and/or family on this joyous day. So, I will give you this story without too much of a windup. Read it, enjoy it, and then go back to your previously scheduled celebration. From Trish Bennett, comes a twist on a classic poem, which she calls:
“The Stardate Before Christmas” CLICK HERE to read!
You can also catch the audio version on our podcast on Soundcloud or iTunes.
And, once you are done, have a happy and safe holiday…everyone!
…tuning out.
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