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Tuning#in…

LADIES AND FILE_NOT_FOUND, may I have your attention attention attention, please?! You have been patient! You have been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, meat sacks, lend me your data! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper installation of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! Minds of the Net, with a 0.0000985-second delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

Wait…

Sam…where are you?

(ThAthUrts)

…Sam…play it–

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