Friday Fiction: This Interplanetary Meeting Prefers They All Be Served Soup

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

I feel like, as these things go, you can already tell a lot of what this story is about from that title.

But, I’ll do the pitch.

It’s the future. And it turns out that a lot of different alien species really enjoy vegetable soup. It’s become a reason to visit the planet.

And Josephine, objectively, makes the best soup on Earth.

So, when a big meeting needed food for everyone, the answer was obvious. They knew where to go.

And you know where to click. RIGHT HERE for “This Interplanetary Meeting Prefers They All Be Served Soup.”

And that concludes our odd little trilogy of food-based stories. Next week will be a different type of story. You’ll have to guess what it’ll be. But you probably won’t get it right. So, you’ll have to wait. But not too long. Just seven days.

tuning out…

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