

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Welcome to a world where people can pretend to be heroes and slay monsters!
But we don’t want the monsters to actually get hurt. For one, that’s not very cost-effective.
So, a solution was born. Take real monsters, put them into their own little virtual world, and let them play. Everyone’s happy.
But who will take care of the monsters when they aren’t being used for games?
Well, that’s where the caregivers come in.
CLICK HERE to read “This Dragon Prefers Bacon” and get a look at the work that makes this beloved pastime possible.
And should you desire a story in a completely different setting, worry not. We’ll have that soon. Next week, actually.
tuning out…
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