Friday Fiction: This Cosmic Horror God Prefers Cupcakes

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Last week, we looked at a dragon who enjoyed bacon—as well as some other fun monsters.

This time, the scale is a little higher, but the food involved is just food.

After all, there are many ways to keep away demonic and eldritch forces that want to eat our world.

If you want to hear his origin story, his first time “fighting” against a nightmarish apocalypse, please enjoy: “This Cosmic Horror God Prefers Cupcakes.”

CLICK HERE for the tale.

And, should you wish to see what this little mini-theme of short stories is like for science fiction, well, we’ve got an idea for next week.  

tuning out…

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