LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
This story is a trick. The happy title hides a much more terrifying narrative.
If you embark on this, you must know what you’re getting into.
This is not a tale of whimsey.
Nor is it a tale of luck.
It is a strange nightmare with a brutal twist, and should you CLICK HERE TO READ, you shall know the bloody results.
And if that terror, that fear, gave you a thrill, then you should return next week. Because we’ve got something special planned.
tuning off…
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