LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
“Hey again, everyone! Merry Christmas!
“The Fictionmonger is busy celebrating, and I’m about to do the same, but I wanted to make sure you find out what happens in the second part of the story. I think you’ll like it.
“Your usual host will be back around New Years. But, in the meantime, have some apple cider on me, okay? The years almost over – let’s end it with some cheer.
“See you next year!”
…tuning out.
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