Friday Fiction: The Farmer’s Market Vampire Problem

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Vampires have a lot of classic weaknesses. Sunlight. Garlic. Stakes. They are certainly dangerous monsters, but you can defeat them if you have the right tools.

But you better make sure you have those tools.

Thus, today’s story presents a world where vampires have a particular target. They know that we know their weaknesses and are acting accordingly.

And a specific profession is now getting the bulk of their attacks.

CLICK HERE to read about “The Farmer’s Market Vampire Problem.”

And should you wish for even more stories, well, next week is special. Next week you’ll get two tales. One for Thanksgiving, and one on Friday. We hope you enjoy them!

tuning out…

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