LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
If you’ve read this far, then you know the cats are about to show their full plan. The price for all of Bethany’s good luck.
If you’re at all squeamish, brace yourselves, think of happy thoughts…
…and CLICK HERE.
And should you want another tale, one that’s a lot less disturbing and much more whimsical, come back next week. It’s been too long since we’ve had a proper fantasy story.
tuning off…
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