Friday Fiction: The Cats of Plain House (Part 5)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

If you’ve read this far, then you know the cats are about to show their full plan. The price for all of Bethany’s good luck.

If you’re at all squeamish, brace yourselves, think of happy thoughts…

…and CLICK HERE.

And should you want another tale, one that’s a lot less disturbing and much more whimsical, come back next week. It’s been too long since we’ve had a proper fantasy story.  

tuning off…

Possibly Related Posts:

• 10 Best MTG: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cards
• It Came From The Archives! “Crypt of the Moon Spider: Overstuffed Horror”
• Cleopatra in Space: A Show That Somehow Exists
• Starfleet Academy Brings SciFi Life To Old Tropes
• It Came From The Archives! “Hello Tomorrow! Doesn’t Need Its Gimmick”