

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Okay, honestly, for this one, I’m just going to let Brandon Scott jump in and explain himself, because I have no idea how to describe this horror story.
So, in his words:
“Hey…everyone. So, I’m gonna level with you. Sometimes for Friday Fictions, I get the name of the story in my head first, or, like, some short image—and I go with that.
“For this one, I had both at once. That bathroom mirror scene, or at least the eye part of it, popped into my head at about the same time as the words ‘Spider Bite Eyeball’ did. And I decided to go with it from there.
“I hope you like the results, but I do have to warn you, this is one of the more disturbing body horror ideas I’ve had. That last paragraph is truly disgusting, and even I don’t like thinking about it too much.”
Thanks, Brandon. I guess that works as an explanation. For those brave enough to find out what he means, CLICK HERE. And for those that want—or need—a lighter story after this one, come back next week. I’ll make sure Brandon writes something sillier.
tuning out…
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