LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
I think everyone, now and again, worries about what others think of them. It’s a very human thing. But in this story, it goes too far.
Let us hear the tale of Edward Mills. He’s become convinced of something, something strange and eerie.
You can read his account of these dark happenings by CLICKING HERE!
Remember, though, dear reader, that here in the real world, our fears about ourselves are more often than not simply our self-perceptions. We are closer to ourselves than anyone else. We see flaws only there to us.
So, as we wait another week for another story, be kind to yourself. We’ll be happy to see you next time.
…tuning out.
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