LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAY FICTION!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
All right folks, today we’re giving you a taste of what’s to come. Brandon Scott’s short stories have slowly begun to mesh. If you haven’t noticed yet, you haven’t been paying attention. Thus, we have been assured that from the next one forward, it would be wise to have all preceding tales by the chaotic mastermind under one’s belt. With that said, let’s take a look at his next daring piece. Ladies and gentlemen…
All right, that’s it for today! Remember, the buck stops here, and cannabis and menthol are the same thing. Keep calm and monger on!
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