Friday Fiction: No Dreadcrawlers Today
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
It’s been a little while since we’ve done a scary story for Friday Fiction, so I figure we’ll start with a horror comedy. Make it a little easier for the horror curious who are still a little squeamish.
In this tale, in this world, in this horror comedy, there are monsters called “dreadcrawlers,” and our main character would very much not like to run into one. It would be excellent if he didn’t meet a dreadcrawler, actually. Just the best outcome. Because he, dear reader, has a date.
But you know how things can go.
You can CLICK HERE to find out exactly how many dreadcrawlers may or may not be in this story.
And now that we’ve gotten back into the swing of things…gotten our spookiness warmed up…we have a nightmare for you next week.
tuning off…
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