

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Did your parents let you stay home alone when you were a teen?
What age was it? Did you feel like you could handle it?
And did you ever worry that something knew you were home alone?
It’s time for the third part of this nightmare. It’s time for the horror to begin again.
For the marionettes have only begun, and you can CLICK HERE to see what they do next.
And should you feel like seeing the true scope of this terror, there’s a frightening part four coming next week.
See you then.
tuning off…
Possibly Related Posts:
The Astronaut tricks you into thinking it’s a good movie. It’s not. God, is it… Read More
Ash is a good movie in hindsight. The plot is full of interesting ideas and… Read More
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Has Big Interactions Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a weak set,… Read More
I went into Crypt of the Moon Spider not knowing two important things about it.… Read More
Cleopatra in Space is baffling on every level. Someone with deep pockets or a large… Read More
I wonder if episodes of Starfleet Academy took Star Trek concepts and tried to find… Read More
Comments