FRIDAY FICTION: “It Had to Happen Eventually”
Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Folks, it always starts with “folks.” That’s how we begin every evening here at Friday Fiction. But no more! We shall now change things. We shall now make them infinitely better, by calling you more than “folks,” for are not but such here at Friday Fiction. You are more than that to us. You are beyond.
Friends, tonight we have a story from the legendary Brandon Scott. Akin to an inspirational non-genderist’s work, this tale gives us a great means to lighten our nights in the darkest of ways. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…
…Brandon Scott’s…
…”It Had to Happen Eventually”. CLICK HERE to read.
That’s everything. GET OUT AND VOTE BECAUSE IT MATTERS! YOUR COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOUR VOTES! This is the Fictionmonger telling you GOODNIGHT, KEEP CALM and MONGER ON!
…tuning out.
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