Friday Fiction: In The Frozen Caves

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Hello, dear reader. We have a chilling tale for you today. It’s a fantasy tale but also a horror tale.

Imagine, if you will, a set of powerful, trained knights going into an icy fortress to kill a monster that can freeze people with its magic.

Now, imagine things didn’t go so well for the heroes involved.

Or, no, you don’t need to imagine, for CLICKING HERE shall place you in a story of ice and snow and fear.

And should you want something wholly different, something not meant to scare at all—well, you know where to be next week.

tuning off…

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