Friday Fiction: How Long Would It Take You To Notice The Honey Monster?

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Honestly, this is one of the most complicated stand-alone stories we’ve ever featured on Friday Fiction. It’s set in the future, with some comedy layered in, and then is also an apocalyptic horror story.

Fittingly, it’s also got one of the longest titles we’ve ever done.

Basically, this story is a lot—but I think you’ll have a blast reading it.

So, CLICK HERE for “How Long Would It Take You To Notice The Honey Monster?”

And, should you want a more, uh, normal story, well, we can supply. Next week, we’ll bring you a science fiction story set in deep space.

tuning out…

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