LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Dear reader, if you’re here, then you wondering where on Earth (or alternative versions of such) this story is going. What kind of tale could even progress from such an odd setup?

Well, there’s no use hiding it: this story has a twist. You’ll never see it coming, though.

You’ll just have to CLICK HERE to find out.

And, for fans of lighter stories, we have good news. Until the end of December, we’ll be bringing you fantastical (and festive) tales to lighten spirits and maybe, hopefully, give you a few laughs.

We hope to see you there and hope you’re having a happy December so far.

tuning off…

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