Friday Fiction: Call Alien

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Do you ever wonder what aliens use to communicate with each other?

Well, in this story, the answer is cell phones.

They use the same technology we use, give or take a few changes.

And, for our unnamed protagonist, he’s about to make a call he didn’t expect.

CLICK HERE to read “Call Alien,” and hear what the aliens have to say.

And should you want something a little less comedic, well, don’t worry—next week we can oblige.

tuning off…

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