

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*The Fictionmonger shakes his head as if awakening from a dream.*
“That was… that was strange. The fourth part (READ IT HERE) just passed through my…consciousness? It twisted upward?”
*Brandon Scott tilts his head slightly.*
“I suppose it would do that.”
“Can we go back to a single-part story, next time?”
*Brandon Scott chuckles.*
“Yes, we can. That’s fine.”
“Okay, good. I hope they enjoyed it.”
“I hope so, too.”
*The Fictionmonger turns to look at you, the reader. He seems a little out of it but smiles anyway.*
“Come back soon for more Friday Fiction stories to excite, enthrall, and very occasionally make you doubt your sense of self in our cosmic infinity.”
*Cue music.*
…tuning out.
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