Friday Fiction: A Terrible Day For Rain: Part 3
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
*The Fictionmonger sways on his feet, eyes looking at nothing. *
“There in the house. It’s in the house. There is a house. Read here. Read here… read here…”
*He shakes his head a few times, blinking slowly. *
“Sorry, sorry about that—it’s been interesting, seeing this cosmic horror tale. We’re almost done with it. One more to go. I hope my sanity holds.”
…tuning out.
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