Friday Fiction: A Pumpkin Named George (Part 1)

HELLO EVERYONE, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Despite the title, I must warn you. This tale is not as whimsical as it sounds.

It’s downright creepy.

Because this pumpkin has a name, and, more importantly, a personality. One that our three protagonists are quickly discovering is not what you might expect from a pumpkin with such a common name.

But this tale is not so easily contained in one section, or one description. It’ll take two weeks, you see, to explain “A Pumpkin Named George.”

So, enjoy this part by CLICKING HERE. And as we get closer to Halloween and deeper into October, expect the next section soon…

tuning out…


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