You actually thought ve vould leave just because Halloveen came and vent? Bleh! Guess again! My Vampiric Utensils and I have taken over, and ve are here to stay! And this time, getting rid of us von’t be so easy. Bleh!
Vhile ve are here, ve might as vell add a little fun to the mix. I have arranged with your Editor…
Count Spatula turns to a bound and gagged Dylan Alexander. His gaze then returns to you, the reader.
…the creation of two things vhich vill operate in unison. The first is the completion of the short story “Stitches”. Some of you may remember “Part One” and “Part Two”. Vell, the epic conclusion vill be available soon! The end of the veek, to be precise. Ah, and alongside it, ve are running a flash fiction contest for YOU, THE READERS! BLEH! The rules are simple:
That is all for now. Throughout this second Veek of Blood, ve vill be supplying you vith healthy, and perhaps unhealthy, doses of horrific content. Bleh. But don’t vorry, your regular sci-fi news vill be published at the same time.
Enjoy yourselves, and enjoy the Veek of BLOOD! BLEH!
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