5 Vampires I Would Let Bite Me

HBO just recently released a preview for Season 5 and it looks amazing, hopefully this seasons fixes whatever last season broke. So I know what I will be doing on June 10^th however, until then I am left to wonder which vampires I would let bite me in the occasion of a meeting.

Eric

Since this all sprung from True Blood, I’m going to start my list with on of my favorite vampires from Bon Temps, Eric. On the surface Eric is your typical bad boy, and when is that not appealing? Never. He’s also 6’4 with blond hair, a double win. But what takes the cake here is his leather jacket, anyone who is wearing a leather jacket gets ten extra points in my book for one reason only: a leather jacket symbolizes getting shit done. Look out for this is any movie, TV show, or book, when a guy puts on a leather jackets he’s on his A game. Eric is always wearing his leather jacket, which means he’s eternally getting shit done, and I wouldn’t mind being on his list. However, as we’ve seen over the past two seasons, Eric actually does have a heart…of some sort. Yes, he might still chain up his prisoners in his dingy bar basement, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a soft spot for the ladies in his life. Also, if you have a witch take away his memories he will fawn all over you like a little boy, just an option.

Dracula

Now, Gary Oldman plays the Dracula I’m talking about here. And the Dracula I’m talking about in this situation is the one in a grey suit, top hat, with long wavy hair and Ozzy Osbourn glasses; not the one wearing Asian robes, with wrinkly skin and two beehives on his head.  Dracula is the original and without a doubt one of the best. Though he will slither into your room at watch you at night, a little to akin to Edward Cullen, he is guaranteed to take a bite, and give you a taste in return.

Klaus

Now, Klaus from The Vampire Diaries is a special one, he’s a hybrid: part vampire and part werewolf. Klaus’s hybrid nature leads to a whole lot of raging hormones, which can make him a little volatile. He’s got some mommy and daddy issues, along with the lonely reality of being the only one of his kind. He will occasionally rip out the heart of a town member or two, but some how I can forgive him for this because underneath it all he’s got a soft spot for his family. I thought it was kind of cute the way he trapped his family in their coffins for decades so they wouldn’t leave him. He’s just so broken, I mean, aren’t they all? But I wouldn’t mind helping him sooth his loneliness by offering him a bite.

Angel

This mysterious vampire first appeared on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and was cursed with having his soul returned as to live with the guilt of all the murders he committed. Although he can be a bit much at time, you know all that self-loathing for his past actions; he’s still got fight in him and has dedicated his life to fighting for the helpless. He’s the guy I would take home to meet my parents…if he weren’t, you know, undead.

Pam

I do admit to having a bit of a lesbian crush on Pam from True Blood. Just as her maker Eric, Pam is often donning an all leather ensemble, and when she’s not in that she’s wearing all pink. She’s a total badass and doesn’t take anyone’s bullshit, basically who I’d like to be if I were a vampire.

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