The premiere of AMC’s anticipated Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg comic book adaptation Preacher is currently available to watch for free here on YouTube. I sat down with the hour-long pilot and here’s what I think. Something from outer space finds its way to Africa and overcomes a preacher who then explodes, spilling blood onto…
First Aired October 4th, 2015. Eichhorst (played by Richard Sammel) checks on the construction of a processing plant that is clearly designed for human cattle. Ephraim (played by Corey Stoll) and Nora (played by Mia Maestro) prepare to take Zack (played by Max Charles) out of the city and find more backing for their bioweapon….
Count Spatula unbinds the Editor-in-Chief. The man falls to the floor, clutching his wrists. The count tells him that he has done all he’s needed to. Now, with a weapon pressed against his back, the Fictionmonger will announce Dylan Alexander’s latest work. …I understand but—GAH! Okay! You don’t have to be so—just let me do…
You thought you had done avay vith us. Vell, you vere wrong. Ve have returned. Bleh. For those of you who are new to this, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Count Spatula! Bleh! Not long ago I vas the host of this magazine’s Veek of Blood. After being abstracted from the site, I vowed…
First aired January 24th, 2011. Part 2 of Being Human’s series opener ties up the loose ends from the last episode’s cliffhangers. Josh (played by Sam Huntington) manages not to kill his sister, Emily (played by Allison Louder) and she is saved before she learns his secret. It also turns out that Rebecca (played by…
As blood trickles, so do reviews of older episodes of shows, bleh. –Not the Editor (?) First aired January 17th, 2011. What happens when a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost try to live under the same roof? It sounds like the start of a joke, but it’s actually the plot of Being Human, an…
The Legacy of Kain video games star titular vampire Kain, a flawed, headstrong man who cares about himself above everything else. But the world of Nosgoth has no choice. It is a world deep in peril, and Kain is all there is to save it. Kain begins Blood Omen (the first game) as a spoiled…
SURPRISE! Hah! It happened! Okay, it’s ready now. You don’t have to wait anymore. The next chapter of “Stitches” is HERE! Gosh, this story has become quite the project! A third part will be released to conclude the story, but for now, HERE‘s the second! If you aren’t caught up yet and want to read “Part…
Hey everyone. It’s 1:55 in the morning on the East Coast. I’m very tired. This is not complaint so much as a general statement of my present condition. I could use some rest. I’m publishing a good chunk of “Stitches” right now. I know that I stated that I’d have it done, and I will…
Count Spatula’s vampiric utensils burst into the room. “Count, count,” one of them cries, “the Editor and his Contributors have made it past our defenses!” “How is this possible?! Bleh?!” exclaims Spatula. “They have… …oven mitts.” “BLEH! HOW?! HOW DID THEY GET THEM?!” “There is no time, sir! Ve must leave!” “But, the Day of…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure,…
You have to understand that I was not on this team. When I read the words Dracula Untold, it had the same effect on me as reading Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood or Leprechaun in Space (please google these monstrosities, children). I clicked on the trailer because what the hell, why not? I see this…
