True Blood

So Yeah, About That True Blood Series Finale…

When True Blood began in 2008, we were introduced to a new political world in which vampires had finally come "out… Read More

10 years ago

TV PREP: True Blood – “May Be the Last Time”

The seventh episode of True Blood's final season feels like preparation for the real action. After some episodes which focused on… Read More

10 years ago

True Blood: The Final Season – “Karma”

How does Eric pull off that bored yet exhausted look throughout the entire fight scene? He only looks mildly irritated—that… Read More

10 years ago

True Blood: The Final Season – “Lost Cause”

After last episode's battle, it’s now time for us to mourn our losses. But remember, this is Bon Temps. There's… Read More

10 years ago

SECOND OPINION: True Blood – The Final Season (“Death Is Not the End”)

"Death Is Not the End" started out on an extremely emotional note. I mean, who knew we’d feel bad for… Read More

10 years ago

True Blood: The Final Season – “The Leftovers”

I realize that the above title might feel misleading, due to the recent release of HBO's new series from Damon… Read More

10 years ago

Top Five Hottest “Biters”

The Day of Blood continues. --Count Spatula The idea of letting someone bite into your neck in order to drain blood… Read More

10 years ago

True Blood: The Final Season – “Fire in the Hole”

DAMN IT. I thought that I was so clever, we all did. Tara's not dead, no way. They wouldn't kill… Read More

10 years ago

True Blood: The Final Season – “Jesus Gonna Be Here” & “I Found You”

Okay, okay. I tried. I tried to finish the binge-watch first and then dive right into the final season of… Read More

10 years ago

Velcome to the Veek of Blood!

Bleh, bleh, bleh! Velcome, my children, to the Veek of Blood! I am your host, Count Spatula. Ve have a… Read More

10 years ago

Countdown to True Blood: Season Two, Part Two

Bill’s maker, Lorena, shows up at the hotel via Eric’s invite. We see a flashback of Lorena and Bill from… Read More

10 years ago

Countdown to True Blood: Season Two, Part One

Season two begins right where we left off: Tara, Sookie, and Andy are all staring at the dead person’s foot… Read More

10 years ago