As a self-proclaimed and certified Newbie, it is my goal to throw myself headfirst into all things sci-fi, specifically peering into some of the most critically acclaimed science fiction based TV shows, movies, and literature! I check them out in pure tabula rasa fashion, with typically nada knowledge about the premise and letting the work…
BEWARE: I tried to keep it spoiler-free, but…things might’ve happened. How much is life worth? Can you measure its value in war-torn buildings, shambles of disintegrating civility, or is it easier to simply count the bodies, piled upon one another in ditches and crevices of human hope? Alfonso Cuaron’s Children of Men depicts a world…
SPOILER ALERT. For once, there are issues bigger than the Royal Wedding. In Vega, the engagement party for Claire and William is scheduled, but it’s everything that happens leading up to it that matters. The episode begins with Alex finally realizing that he sucks. Michael’s training has started and we have a long way to…
BEWARE: I Spoil. This episode is dedicated to “Mission: Save Jeremy”! We find out that Jeremy’s wound is more severe than previously assessed. The blade that stabbed him last episode was coated in a toxin that was taking our Alpha out by the minute. While Nick is tasked with handling Antonio’s affairs, Elena and Clay…
BEWARE: I spoil. There was so much happening this episode! In my last article about Bitten, I played with the idea that perhaps the Pack deserved a little rebellion, and I still think that may be the case. Santos calls Jeremy and wants to address the violent ways in which the Pack upholds the law….
BEWARE: I Spoil. Mayday! Mayday! We’ve got bigger problems than psychos in Stonehaven. Jeremy’s leadership is challenged by a rogue Mutt. The poor guy, Samuel Boggs, knocks on Jeremy’s door and thinks he can take the Alpha down. Big mistake. Clay WWE’s him and punches some sense into him. Psh. “Word is the Pack’s weak.”…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Bitten’s fifth episode is packed to the brim with FEELS. Throughout the episode, we travel back and forth between the present and the past. Not only do we get to revisit the scene of Clay and Elena outside of Stonehaven for the first time, but we also get to see how they…
The site is currently being occupied by Count Spatula and his vampiric utensils. This being the case, the team and I have been doing everything we can to retake what’s rightfully ours. It is our sincere hope that this transmission of a regular sci-fi piece manages to break through their jamming technology. Go Germany. –The…
BEWARE: I spoil. We’re not only dealing with the aftermath of losing Pete; a whole new can of crazy has popped open. Now, when I say “crazy,” I mean super crazy, like serial killer crazy. Elena and the boys discover that a lone wolf with a vendetta against the Danvers Pack has been turning psychotic…
BEWARE: I Spoil. There are so many dead bodies plopping around Bear Valley. There were at least four very bloody cadavers this episode and I’m wondering, much like the wolf pack, who the hell is responsible. It was in the last episode when Elena said some lone wolf was giving randoms the Bite and not…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Welcome to the wolf pack! I couldn’t wait to see that good ol’ wolf-y camaraderie. Wolves are pack animals and, in this episode, we saw that the Danvers family is an eclectic, rowdy bunch, united under their Alpha, Jeremy Danvers. We got to see him in full Alpha-action, pulling out the “Dad”…
BEWARE: I Spoil. Syfy’s Bitten is a television series that premiered in January. It’s based off of the Kelley Armstrong series Women of the Otherworld. It stars Laura Vandervoort, Greyston Holt, Greg Bryk, Paul Greene, and Steve Lund. Vandervoort plays Elena Michaels, a lone wolf living in Toronto, attempting to build a new life and conceal…
